devilbatghost:

The whole “I hate relationships cause i’m stone cold just buy me food and stuff on my wishlist and come and eat my ass” thing is so played out now y’all need to find a new cliche to kill

(via fagbarbie)

unclefather:

you want a man with a strong jawline so you have a sturdy place to sit

(via departured)

nofluffystop:

Please know that if you date me, I am a very touchy person. I will like to pet your head and hold your hand, rub your shoulders or hug you a lot. Simply put, to physically feel you in some way is very comforting to me and I can’t really apologize for it, it just feels natural to me and makes me happy.

(via unknownrockbands)